Loathing.

Joe Jonas/ OC Oneshot.
I haven’t written in a really long time so I hope you guys enjoy this.

Joe and Aly were sworn enemies since the moment they met. They always argued and bickered but one New Years Eve could change everything.

It was New Years Eve and all Aly wanted to do was have some fun. She was in New York City of course, attending a party full of celebrities. Since September she had been working as the assistant to the Jonas Brother’s stylist Michelle. She absolutely loved her job and everything about it except one thing, Joseph Adam. He had been a problem for her since her first day and it was well known that the two loathed each other. Every chance they got they argued and bickered until they were saying the most ridiculous things. They just couldn’t help it. The words would fly out of their mouths without even thinking. Aly had thought that maybe she would be friends with him if her first day on the job had been better….well maybe not.

Aly stood nervously in the spacious dressing room as she waited to meet the boys. Years before she had been a huge fan and now she was out of college she was more mature and ready to work for them. She hoped that the boys would be everything that she had hoped, charming, funny, and handsome. They had once been her dream guys and she wanted that image to stay alive.
When the boys walked in she felt her palms begin to sweat and her heart race. She hated being nervous but she couldn’t help it. Each of them greeted her with a smile and a once over with their eyes. It was rather intimidating but she tried to keep her head high. She knew she had to make a good impression or else she would loose this once in a lifetime opportunity. After the introductions, the boys spread out as they began to discuss clothes with Michelle. Aly helped by grabbing things from the racks or giving her opinions. After an hour had passed Michelle had to leave and Aly was left on her own. All she could think to herself was “Oh crap.” She nervously looked through the racks and racks of designer clothing, hoping to find something that would please the boys. She was pulled out of her thoughts when she heard the voice of an all to familiar brother.

“Hey new girl, can you hand me my coffee?”

Aly’s heart fluttered at the sound of Joe’s voice. It was entirely too sexy for his own good. She turned to see him admiring himself in a tight leather jacket before he took it off and threw it to the side. She sighed and nodded at his request.

“The name’s Aly but sure…”

She turned and grabbed his coffee from the table that it had been resting on. As she turned around Joe was hopping up and down as he attempted to get the skinny jeans off of his legs. He was obviously rather clumsy and as he reached for his coffee, he tripped over his own two feet. Aly let out a surprised scream as they tumbled to the ground and the coffee flew into the air. In a matter of seconds the cup came tumbling down onto Joe. The dark liquid spilled over his hair, his shirt and finally…his boxers. She watched as his eyes widened in horror. As soon as the coffee hit his boxers he screamed.

“SHIIIIIITTTTTT.” He exclaimed as the scolding liquid burned his nether regions.

Aly scrambled up to her feet, silently cursing in her head. She cringed at his screaming as she reached for some towels on the other side of the room.
“OH...oh my god….I’m so sorry…” She bit her lip as she stuttered with her words. She was shaking like a leaf as she leaned forward to help him clean up.

“Don’t wipe my balls I can do that thanks! Wow…” Joe retorted to her actions. Aly’s eyes widened, well excuse you. She watched as he grabbed the towels and stumbled to the bathroom, pants still around his ankles. Aly stood in horror as she heard Nick begin to roar with laughter behind her. Aly stood still and let out a sigh. She ran a nervous hand through her hair and shook her head.

“My first day on the job and I burn my client…perfect..just perfect… I’m so getting fired.”

“Not just burned, burned his genitals!” Exclaimed Nick from behind her. Aly frowned as she picked up the now ruined designer jacket off the ground.

“That’s even worse…” She said softly with a sigh. She heard Nick rise from the couch and walk to stand behind her. She watched as he pulled something out of his pocket and then handed it out to her. It was a 50 dollar bill.

“There. Because I believe you’re epic for having the courage to do that which I was not brave enough to attempt.” He said smoothly to her.

Aly’s eyes widened as she turned to him, her arms crossed in front of her. Really was he paying her? She felt like a whore or something.

“No thanks, I don’t deserve it trust me.” She said as she handed the bill back to him. He responded with a chuckle and a small smile.

“Well, If you’re gonna be fired… why not take it?” Aly cringed at the word fired. Fired on the first day, that has to be a record. She shook her head again as she looked up at him.


“No thanks, sorry but I don’t want a Jonas brother’s charity.” She said with a sigh as she hung up the still ruined designer jacket.

Nick didn’t give up. He kept talking as he stood behind her.

“Nice… too proud, am I right?” He nodded like he understood. “Yeah…I get that. Imagine having your own charity for a disease you have that people give to all the time. Where people come up and talk to you about it and hand you checks…all-the-time.” He said the last three words with emphasis.

Aly suddenly felt that guilty sinking feeling in her stomach. She sighed and turned around to face him.

“Yeah but that’s…different. At least that’s for a good cause. Me, I just ruin designer clothing.

“Then let me pay for the jacket so you don’t have to. That’s not fair.” He responded, matter-of-factly.

Aly gulped nervously at the thought of the price of that jacket. It was definitely something she could never ever afford.

“You really think they’ll make me pay for the jacket?”

Nick shrugged in response as a small smirk grew on his lips.

“Well… they won’t if I say I spilled my coffee and I know how to get it professionally cleaned and I want to buy it anyway.”

Aly thought it through and she thought that would work but…

“What about Joe?” She asked. “He’s going to be saying a different story.”

Nick chuckled and smiled a rare smile.

“And who do we call the President? My word goes. Besides, Joe just got his penis burned, he’s delusional.”

Aly sighed with relief and smiled back up at him, thankful for his help.

“Thank you, honestly.”

They both nodded to each other and then turned around, going about their business again. The silent moment was however interrupted by the gorgeous but annoying Joe.

“I think I might actually see a doctor!” He yelled out, being over dramatic as he gestured to his pants. Both Nick and Kevin rolled their eyes, mumbling something that both of them got a kick out of. They chuckled and Joe glared before he turned to Aly.

“So, did you major in Klutz in college?” He asked with a snide smirk on his face. Aly couldn’t help but think he was still gorgeous, damn him, but she was still mad.

“Fashion actually, minor in dance. Might I remind you that I wasn’t the one hopping around while trying to take his pants off and grab coffee at the same time?”

She raised an eyebrow as she looked up at him. Oh the games were just starting.

“Well, I’m great at multitasking.” Aly could have sworn she saw his chest puff a bit as he seemed to swell with manly pride. Jerk.
“Ask my brothers!”

“It’s true, except usually he’s pulling a one man show.” Kevin replied. Joe whipped around to glare at Kevin.

“Excuse me!”

Aly burst into laughter, she couldn’t help it. She saw the amused smirks on Kevin and Nick’s faces as they watched Joe fume with anger. He turned to her and glared as well, clearly saying that he wanted her to stop laughing.

“Not funny.” He said bluntly.

“Yes it is, Hilarious actually.” She replied with a playful smirk.

She heard him growl behind her and then stomp his foot like a little child. Aly continued to smirk; oh she could have so much fun with this.

“I mean really, shouldn’t one of your rumored girlfriends be helping you with that?” She asked with a raised eyebrow as she looked over her shoulder. Just then another thought popped into her head and she immediately added it to the conversation.

“Oh right excuse me, rumored boyfriends…” Oh burn. She watched as Joe’s jaw dropped to the ground. She saw the fire begin to burn in his eyes as he started to walk towards her. Kevin flew up from the couch and grabbed his shoulders.

“Down Boy! Down!”

She gave them both a semi-sweet smile and then turned around to go through the racks of clothing again. A few minutes of harsh silence went by before she heard footsteps behind her. She was just about to turn around when she felt a hand tap her butt. She gasped and turned to see Joe with a cocky smirk on his face.

“You know, you could totally be one of those rumored girlfriends.”

Was that supposed to be a come on? Lame-o Aly thought.

“Yeah I’ll pass on that offer, but thanks for asking.” Aly got the image in her mind of Belle from ‘Beauty and the Beast’ pushing Gaston out of the house with that same phrase. It made her smile. Despite the diss, Joe continued to smirk.

“Alright but come on, I’m quite the catch.”

“Nah, not really. The tall, dark and handsome thing isn’t really my type.” Aly could have sworn she heard the sound of buzzer was going off in her mind. That was a completely wrong answer. He was definitely her type but she wasn’t going to tell him that.

Joe didn’t seem fazed by the comment. He just rolled his eyes and then playfully stuck his tongue out at her and winked. Aly just raised an eyebrow and shook her head.

“Wow, you’re weird!”

“You smell funny!” replied Joe in a bad imitation of Jack Sparrow. Usually Aly would have laughed but not this time.

“That was a fail.” She said bluntly.

“So is your ability to carry coffee!”

“Excuse me, you bumped into me!”

Joe raised a hand and shook his head. “Meep, I’m done with you!”

“Did you honestly just say ‘meep’?” Aly asked with a rather amused face.

“Yes!” Joe replied forcefully. “It’s my word! Don’t diss my word you…you…hedgehog!”

“Wow and I thought you were the funny one, obviously not.”

“I am fun, you’re welcome to join me on one of my parties.”

“No thanks…”

“Eh fine, you’re boring then.”

“No I’m not boring I just don’t want to hang out with you.”

“OH OH! You’re like the most insulting human I’ve ever met!”

“Only to you babes…” Aly smirked and ended the banter with that. She patted his cheek playfully and then walked across the room to organize the boy’s huge shoe collection. She could feel Joe’s eyes burning into her back and she just smirked. Oh this was going to be fun.

That was four months ago. Joe and Aly were still “enemies” in a way. But tonight was New Years and she didn’t want to think about it. She was bent on having a nice time. She grabbed a glass of champagne and stood near the window that looked down on Times Square. She cringed at the thought of standing out there in the freezing cold. She was very content staying inside and being warm and toasty. She heard the distant screams and saw the Brothers had just gotten on stage to perform. Aly beamed as she watched them from up above. They were such good performers and every time they performed it was like a new experience.
Time flew by and the countdown to midnight was just minutes away. The crowd in the room got bigger as people joined their friends and family for the crazy moment. Aly stood alone. She didn’t expect the boys to come up to the room afterwards or anything. She just sighed as she looked out the window as snow started to fall. She heard the countdown start and then a cry of her name. She whipped around as fast as she could and she came face to face with Joseph Adam. Her eyes widened as she stared up at him.

“3…2…”

She opened her mouth to say something clever to him but instead she was met with something else.

“… 1”

Joe’s mouth came crashing down on hers and all Aly could do was stand in shock. She stood there, motionless for a moment. Her hands stayed by her side and she was as stiff and uncomfortable as she could be. Then her mind registered the kiss. She couldn’t help but kiss back. Her eyes fluttered closed and she wrapped her arms tightly around his neck, her hands burying in his hair as she pulled him closer. Their tongues danced together and it was as if time stood still. His hands roamed up and down her back, touching the soft material of her dress while her hands ran through his soft curls. After what seemed like hours they pulled apart, breathless. His chocolate eyes bore down into her green ones. He cracked a small smile and his teeth seemed to shine. Aly had never been more enchanted. He truly was beautiful. Suddenly she heard his voice and her heart skipped a beat.

“I hate you.” He said softly, an adoring tone in his voice. Aly beamed and nodded in reply.

“I hate you too.”